HOW TO GROW AN INCH IN LESS THAN A MINUTE

Poor Payton, his big brothers get to go on the really fast roller coasters. He gets so mad. Mom and Dad figured out a way for Payton to meet the height requirement. Shhhhhhhh. We have some old knock-off Heeley's and decided to bring them in the backpack to Disneyland. Then when we are approaching California Screamin, we hide in a corner and do the following steps.

Step one - Take off smelly shoe.

Step two - Fold sock into three parts.

Step three - Put sock into shoe.

Step four - Put on Heeleys and stand straight and tall. Now you can go on your rollercoaster!

I KNOW AN OLD LADY WHO SWALLOWED A FLY...

As you all know, we live about five houses away from a dairy. This means we have a beautiful smelling aroma everyday, and we have millions of flies. One thing we hated about Ontario was the flies. Now we are torturing ourselves even more. April and October are the severe fly seasons. I've already spent $60 on poison. We're all going to die before the flies do. Please, please, please sell all the dairies. We won't miss you at all.

These beautiful creatures are the cause of all those flies!

This is what our floor looks like everyday...lots of dead flies!

Ultra sticky fly tape